"Hello chiddles, I know you’ve all been chomping at the bit for Stevey-boy’s new MacBook Pro range to sweep through and cleanse you of your misery with the effectiveness of an LSD enema, so here’s a quick round-up of what glossy Apple loveliness is now on offer…"

"With prices ranging from $1,999 upwards, your basic spec gets you a 2.16GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 15-inch 1440×900 pixel display, 1Gb and 120Gb of RAM and HDD respectively, 6x double-layer SuperDrive and a 128mb ATI Mobility Radeon X1600 graphics chip. Since you’re unlikely to be satisfied with that, Apple offers the same 2.33GHz processor that comes as standard on the 17-inch model as an upgrade for the 15-inch."

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